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Another Slow News Day In Montana

You really can’t make this up. In Missoula, Montana the alternative weekly newspaper The Missoula Independent actually went to press with a seemingly legitimate news story about an alternative urban transportation plan titled “Missoula’s Suzanne Reed has an urban transportation plan” by Chérie Newman.  All you need to do is look at the picture provided in the story to know how serious this urban transportation plan is.

K9 Urban Transportation Plan

K9 Urban Transportation Plan

 

Somehow I think our humble correspondent, Ms. Newman might have thought she was working for The Onion if she thought this was an urban transportation plan.

If Your Gonna Have Problems, Might As Well Be Hot Problems

In what might be the worst song to hit YouTube in April 2012, teen tarts, Double Take released their smash hit Hot Problems.  As of April 19, 2012 the video has received 1,130,510 hits with 44,879 thumbs down and 3,543 thumbs up.  While many are comparing this to the Rebecca Black phenomenon, methinks the girls have the legs to challenge the worst song of all time, We Built This City, by Starship according to Blender.

(Hot Problems Lyrics Following Starship Video)

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Blowing Shit Up In Slow Motion

Here is a fun video from a Danish show called “Dumt & Farligt”.  Highlights include slow motion high definition videos of wrecking balls, explosions, lawn mower mishaps, slow mo bullet shots, exploding food cans, exploding paint, chainsaws, indoor fireworks, exploding watermelons, exploding aerosol cans, exploding microwaves (AWESOME) and an exploding waterbed with a single pin. [...]

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Alec Baldwin Wants To Give NEA 1 Billion Dollars

Beetlejuice 2 Alec Baldwin

Alec Baldwin testified on Capital Hill on Tuesday stating that Congress should raise funding for the National Endowment for the Arts to 1$ billion from its current  $147 million budget. “If I had any influence, I’d want the (National Endowment for the Arts) to have a budget of a billion dollars,” Baldwin said. “We spend [...]

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Air Canada Flight Barely Misses Planet Venus

Fly Air Canada

A sleepy Air Canada pilot first mistook the planet Venus for an aircraft, and then sent his airliner diving toward the Atlantic to prevent an imaginary collision with another plane, an official report said on Monday.  The incident happened in January, 2011.  The airliner dropped about 400 feet before the captain pulled back on the [...]

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Missed Connections – Are You My Baby’s Daddy?

Craigslist Missed Connection Motorhead

Here is one of the better missed Craigslist missed connections we have seen in a while.  Our subject apparently met her baby’s daddy in the mosh pit at the Motorhead/Megadeath concert at the Aragon Ballrom and they consummated their love in the bathroom.  Read more at MSNBC.

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